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“If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?” — Stephen Colbert

My 20 Most Played Artists Nov 08- Oct 09.

1. Tiësto

2. Ferry Corsten

3. The Kooks

4. David Guetta

5. Deadmau5

6. UNKLE

7. Justice

8. Kaskade

9. Foo Fighters

10. Calvin Harris

11. MGMT

12. Smashing Pumpkins

13. Underworld

14. John Mayer

14. Digitalism

16. The Subways

17. Chase & Status

18. Martin Solveig

19. Muse

20. Solwax

That is quite an even mix of electro, trance, house, indie, and popular music.

Sugar Lumps

Flight of the Conchords

(via HBO)

Forklift brings down warehouse

Scary Lantern
via gizmodo

Scary Lantern

via gizmodo

Zombie Wedding Cake
via geekologie

Zombie Wedding Cake

via geekologie

Windows 7 Whopper
via geekologie

Windows 7 Whopper

via geekologie

The idea of “going for a walk” seems completely ridiculous. Because one of two things will happen. You will either end up back at home again — and what’s the point of going out in the first place if that’s your goal? — or you will be killed. Jeremy Clarkson

BEST EVER PROUDUCUTIVUITY TIPSES FROM TEH #1 BEST ONLINE PRODUCTIVIVITY EXPERT

catbird:

Ignore all those emails

Ignore all those phone calls

Stop surfing on the STUPID WEB

Make a list of important things to do and THEN DO THEM

Blow off all those STUPID MEETINGS

Sleep in late (till, like, noon!) if you feel like you need to!

Don’t do stuff that is a waste of time

Just do IMPORTANT stuff thats cool

Take the day off whenever you feel like it!

Stay home from the office and play video games if you feel like it (you need your “creative inspiration” after all!)

Don’t work in an office, it sucks! There are meetings and bureaucracy and stuff that SUCKS AND IS DUMB!

Don’t waste time doing STUPID “work” for a “client” or “boss”

Wha? Huh? Money? Wha? You need to what? “Make a living?” You have what? “Rent to pay?” “School loans?” “Groceries to buy so you can eat?” “A family to support?” So what’s the problem? Didn’t you sell your overvalued tech company / web service to some larger tech company / web service some time in the last 5 years? No?

Oh.

OK.

Disregard all my “productivity” tips, then.